normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
unknown-one: If someone “if I was your boyfriend i’d never let you go” me again I am going to poop on you.
I usually solve my problems by letting them devour me.– Franz Kafka (via newyorkcitylights)
maybe I'll just be single for the rest of my life
obeyynikkii: And I’ll live with a bunch of cats . Call me cat lady . Asdfghjkl;
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm